Does anyone want any waffles?
Sure!
Do you want any cantrememberhisname?
Nah thanks
What are you on a diet or something?
***cantrememberhisname points to his pretty fat tummy***
OBVIOUSLY!
mm awkward
... and the problem is that some people are suffering from HIV...
ooh! I have HIV!
.....? What from?!
Typing
This is my unicorn Clip Clop. He makes me strawberry milkshakes when he pees :D
Okay this may sound weird but like i think cherry tomatos are trying to steal my dreams from me.
Last night I dreamed about Tomato sauce dancing as a hula girl and i just stopped to think:
Now, because of this dream all I drink is perfume and i think its really cleansing my inner soul.
Oh em gee I have lyk the koolest dog ever! Lyk evs since i trained him he’s just been so good. Lyk every tym i wake up in the mornings i just see him and a little parakeet in my heart tweets to the beat of high school musical. Ma dawg is ma lyf (except for surfing LOL) and i Luv him sooooOOooOOOoooOOOO much except sometimes i wonder if he would be tasty as a meat pie with bbq sauce, LOL